Rap Smoke

        3/18/01-Why the fuck do scumbag mechanics always have to get your car dirty ??? Even if they are doing something simple, like fixing a tire, they will find a fuckin excuse to move your car. This way they can be sure of getting their dirty ass and paws on your whip! What the fuck!!!! Am I the only one that notices this ?!?

        3/1/01-Whats up pigs!!! I just got back from a buying trip in nyc. Since the area is extremely shady, I employed three crazy Dominicans for protection. I told them about Rap Smoke and they wanted their pics on the page. pic1  pic2  I must recommend these guys as they really knew the area and demanded respect. They are now going to help me with distribution. Anyway, there is no new hip-hop worth talking about. I just heard that new lame ass track by Evidence dissing Eminem. This song is horrible! What Em should do is not even respond to artists that are not at least platinum. Otherwise, he is just giving them a name when he rips them. Kind of like what Cani-puss did with LL. Mad peeps are talkin' about Big Booty Coco. Personally I think her ass is too big, but people like all types of chicks. On the big screen, Hannibal has been number one for a while now. I don't know why everyone is seeing this movie, it is boring! The new Chris Rock movie is excellent. It will definitely crack you up!   Lil Kim-2   Foxy Brown-1  pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4  pic5

        2/21/01-New update coming soon!! Here is a sweet hole in the meantime!

        1/27/01-Hello from the gutter!!! I have discovered the dopest new MC ---->Lavel. I am not even sure if that is the right spelling or what. You can download him from Napster, you will not be disappointed. If anyone has any info on this guy, let me know. On the movie front, you will want to check out Traffic. This is a kick ass movie about drugs and the hypocrisy of the War on Drugs. Another amazing flick is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This is a Chinese action movie with subtitles, but nothing like you have ever seen. Shadow of the Vampire is a waste of time and money. This movie sucks and will bore your ass off! The girl who wanted to hook up with guys sent me an e-mail stating that she is no longer for male partners, but sent me a few new pics...pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4  pic5  pic6. I sometimes get e-mails from nerds claiming that my site is offensive. Here are two sites which are far worse than mine, these sites make me sick!! site1  site2 Anyway, it is time to bounce. Here is my prediction for the Super Bowl---->The Giants and OVER!!! Bet Hard!!!  pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4

        12/20/00-Hello Peeps!!! I just got through listening to a tite ass remix of MOP's Ante Up. The song kicks ass, but how long can a crew live off of one song ? I am a little disappointed with the response from the girl who wants to hook up with guys. Very few people responded, this leads me to believe that: A I have a ton of gay  male viewers B I have a ton of straight female viewers C I have a ton of faithful married viewers D The girl is not all that. Let me know, Jimmy Prick wants to make you happy!!! I hate to admit it, but I am really feeling the Outkast track, Ms. Jackson. This song reminds me of an old Pharcyde cut. I gotta bounce because my Berry Crunch is getting soggy. Is this what you guys like.....pic1   pic2   pic3   pic4   pic5 ??!?

        12/3/00-There is a new motherfucker in town!! What up yo!! My name is Jimmy Prick and I will be the new host of Rap Smoke. I promise to update this bitch regularly and include some phat links and some sweet porn. On the rap front, I want to say PEACE OUT to Joe C!!! For those that don't know, Joe C was the small rapper who rapped with Kid Rock. Joey was an awesome entertainer and a great person who will be missed greatly. It seems that Eminem has put out another song dissing Everlast. The song 'quitter' goes even further than the last diss, telling the fans to beat Everlast when they see him. The new Wu is out and it kicks dick! Every member gets to shine (even ODB) and the songs knock. It looks like George W is going to be our next prez. I just hope he fucks some interns or does some coke in the office so we can have more cool games like this. Since I stopped doing ecstasy, I don't go to clubs that much anymore, but I may have to stroll through the areas next to the clubs the next day for sights like this. Here are a few pics of a girl that wants to hook up with some guys: pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4  pic5 If you have an interest, e-mail me at jimmyp@phatspot.com and I will forward the e-mail. Gotta bounce!

        10/22/00-I just finished listening to Eminem's  "I Remember", for those that don't know, this is a diss to former House of Pain frontman Everlast. This song is A+. Not only does Em rip Whitey Ford a new asshole, but he does it in Everlast's own style! The majority of rap coming out over the last few months sucks and sounds like everything else:Ja Rule, Nelly, Mystikal. A notable exception is Shyne, CHECK HIM OUT!

        9/24/00-Urban Legend 2, The Final Rip has to be one of the worst movies I have seen in a while. The movie is a direct copy of Scream 3, but with a lower budget. Besides the beautifully done scene where a woman's organ is fed to a dog, the movie sucks. Wait till it hits video!

        9/15/00-LL's CD is da bomb!

        9/10/00-What up peeps! Thanks for all the positive e-mails. I just viewed the MTV Video Music Awards. The show as a whole was uneventful, except for Eminem's performance. I hate to ride this guys dick continually, but the shit was tight! How many other mc's could do that live ? I will not comment on the Source Awards as I was out of the country checking out some foreign talent. and couldn't see it. If anyone can fill me in or even better get me a videotape, it would be most appreciated. E-mail me at phatsuit@home.com.

        8/23/00-Sorry for steppin' for so long! Rather than go back and talk about new releases which are now old, I will show you an example of the e-mail I receive here. This is a typical letter from a No Limit fan-----> DaLyric1@aol.com  writes "nolimit has tite lyrics. and master p is emailing u so that should be a gift that he talks to u. iam a rapper myself and most of my school dont like this site because of what u said so when u update this page  DONT FORGET". If you can get past the grammatical and typographical errors, you can see that he is a rapper and that he is mad! All of these pubescent youngsters who are running around screaming about Master P should learn about real hiphop. Check out Dilated Peoples! There may not be as many deaths per song as you're used to but the shit rocks!

        7/9/00-New update coming soon. Relax bitches!!

        5/29/00-This long weekend I checked out two movies. Mission Impossible 2 in the movies and Whiteboyz on video. MI2 sucked, the action was alright if you can stand looking at dumb-ass Tom Cruise grinning for two hours. Whiteboyz on the other hand is an extremely funny movie. It is about a white gangsta wannabe from Iowa who dreams of going to Chicago and kickin' it in the projects. Throughout the flick he has these hilarious dream sequences where he imagines himself hanging with famous rappers like Snoop and Fat Joe. Go to your local video store and check this out if you haven't already. I also finally got a chance to read the June Source. There was a pretty good interview with Suge Knight. He talked about a song he has that Tupac made dissing Snoop and brings up a good point that Jay-Z has benefited from the deaths of Biggie and Pac.  He does not seem to be remorseful, and will probably pick up where he left off when he gets out of jail. As I am writing this, I am watching Ice Cube and Ren rip it up on the tube. (USA Network) If the new NWA is one tenth as good as this, it will be off the hook!

        5/25/00-I just listened to the new Eminem CD. This CD is fucking outrageous! The beats are tighter than the last disk and the lyrics are off the hook. Although most won't admit it, this may be the phattest CD to drop this year. Buy it, download it, copy it or fuckin steal it! 5 STARS.

        5/23/00-Why the fuck do all of these NO Limit assholes keep e-mailing me to put corny ass Mater P's lyrics on the Lyric of the Day. Master P sucks and so does 90% of  No Limit (not Snoop). You will never see any wack ass lyrics from Master P here!