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        12/14/01-Jimmy Prick in the house! I have been getting a few e-mails regarding the Jay-Z/Nas feud. It is a fucking joke to think that Jay-Z is in the same league as Nas. There is no comparison lyrically! If you are basing it on sales, than the best rapper ever was Hammer! Any real hip-hop head knows that Nas can not be touched.. The new Cypress Hill is excellent, they are back to their old form. If you want to see a fucked up movie, check out Vanilla Sky. You will enjoy it. The next update will be in the New Year, we will have a new format. You will hear my phone calls and see some dope pics.   pic1

        11/25/01-What's up crabs!!! Bubba Sparxxx is the biggest biter I have ever heard. He bites Haystak so bad it makes me sick. Please don't buy his shitty CD. If you want some real hip-hop, get the RZA aka Bobby Digital's Digital Bullet. It is very sweet! And YES, that is the RZA you hear!  Much better than DMX, Jay-Z or Mento!  pic1  

        9/18/01-Obviously with what has transpired over the last week it would seem trivial and offensive to some to review the latest movies and hip-hop releases. The first thing that I will say is to HELP OUT, donate some blood or money to help the victims of this attack. If you can spend $100 going out to a club dropping four pills, you can afford to send some cash to the Red Cross. (don't be a cheap fuck, it may come back to haunt you) The second thing you can do is to hang up an American flag. This shows that we are all unified and not intimidated. Many people have different ideas about what to do about this situation. Regardless of what we do, we must begin to wonder why this happened and more importantly, how to prevent it in the future! If we can allocate 50 DEA agents to watch some kid selling weed, we can certainly have some extra security in the airport. 

        8/8/01-I just got an e-mail from somebody telling me that I was being dissed on the asswatcher website. Since I had never seen the site, I checked it out. It is off the hook! What I was told is that peeps were putting me down on the message boards. I didn't see any evidence of this. The new Jada CD is as good as expected. It features Snoop and DMX. Believe it or not the new P Diddy CD is actually good. The reason being that he is barely on it. The rest of the rappers are on point! If you want to be alerted when I update this bitch, join the phatspot mailing list  pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4  pic5  pic6  pic7  pic8  

        6/24/01-Beanie Sigel sucks! It is as simple as that. All of his songs bite other rappers and he can not flow. The reason I am talking about this loser is that here in the New York area, there is one hip-hop radio station. This station plays Sigel and Jay-Z non-stop. I am sick of it! On a positive note, the new D-12 CD is dope as shit. The tracks on this disk are far better than the two that were on the last Eminem CD. The song 'Fight Music' will definitely get you amped! On the last track Slim Shady rips DJ Lethal. I know this is not a food column, but I must comment on a damn good drink at Haagen Dazs. The next time you go there, get the Baileys shake, you will thank me for it.  pic1  pic2  pic3  

        4/15/01-It seams the little dick Puff Daddy just got arrested for driving a scooter  in Miami ?!??! That piece of shit makes me sick. In an interview after the trial, Shyne said that Puff wouldn't even talk to him since the trial began and tried to stop his CD from coming out. WTF, is that how you repay someone for defending you in a club ? Before the shooting, those two were always together. I hope that Puff runs in to Jada from the Lox! The best rapper I have heard in the last month is Haystak! This down South player is the shit!!! If you have never heard him, go to Napster and download 'Reckon', you will not be disappointed. Last month's column pissed off some mechanics. kleros1@sympatico.ca wrote the following, "I think you need to chill, dickhead...don't go generalizing mechanics as scumbags cause without us you'd be fucked,...... asshole.  Show some respect to the people who keep your pieces of shit vehicles on the road and not in the scrapyard...... Fuckhead........" Wow this guy is pissed! Are you guys in to Bjork ?  What the fuck is this???!?  pic1  pic2  pic3  pic4  pic5  pic6  pic7  

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